i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much: I feel like this is my face 99% of the time
distraction: is it normal that i want to have a social life but i hate people
me: im happy
*thinks about life for 2.7 seconds*
me: im sad
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?– Albert Einstein
I’m not anti-social. I’m just not social.– Woody Allen
My ambition is handicapped by laziness.– Charles Bukowski
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the...– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I’m very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other...– Graham Parke
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.– Charles Bukowski
Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of...– Chuck Palahniuk
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away– Robert Maynard Hutchins
Teacher: "I have a fun project for you guys to...
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homeswerve: jad3harley: homeswerve: what if people could do handstands on their nipples no wait that would be laying down
So this girl gave attitude to my teacher today
Girl: *Rolls eyes*
Teacher: Yeah keep rolling your eyes, you might find a brain back there.