April 2013
3 posts
2 tags
March 2013
3 posts
February 2013
8 posts
i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:
I feel like this is my face 99% of the time
January 2013
22 posts
distraction:
is it normal that i want to have a social life but i hate people
me: im happy
*thinks about life for 2.7 seconds*
me: im sad
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
– Albert Einstein
I’m not anti-social. I’m just not social.
– Woody Allen
My ambition is handicapped by laziness.
– Charles Bukowski
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the...
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I’m very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other...
– Graham Parke
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
– Charles Bukowski
Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of...
– Chuck Palahniuk
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away
– Robert Maynard Hutchins
December 2012
1 post
November 2012
13 posts
Teacher: "I have a fun project for you guys to...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
homeswerve:
jad3harley:
homeswerve:
what if people could do handstands on their nipples
no wait that would be laying down
So this girl gave attitude to my teacher today
Girl: *Rolls eyes*
Teacher: Yeah keep rolling your eyes, you might find a brain back there.